Joan Collins Blocked Me on Twitter

Joan Collins Blocked Me on Twitter’ is a fleabag-inspired, one-man, theatrical extravaganza which spotlights Theodore Emory Jones, one of England’s finest thespian exports (in his opinion), who arrives in Hollywood with the sole burning desire of landing a starring role in the Dynasty reboot.  Armed with a Burberry steamer trunk filled with enough opinions to sink the Cutty Sark, a 10×8 signed picture of Patricia Routledge, and a Theatrical Agent whose celebrity client list includes Driving School's Maureen Rees and David Van Day of Dollar fame; he is determined to spill (the) tea on anyone (and everyone) who stands in his way. Harrods English Breakfast Tea, of course!