Joan Collins Blocked Me on Twitter

A one-hour, one-man, comic catastrophe starring Theodore Emory Jones —

self-proclaimed national treasure and casting directors nightmare.

He’s traded the West End for West Hollywood, armed with a Burberry steamer trunk filled with enough biscuits to sink the Cutty Sark, a signed Patricia Routledge headshot, and an agent whose star clients include Maureen Rees (Driving School) and David Van Day (yes, Dollar).

Theodore’s mission? To land the role of a lifetime in the Dynasty reboot — and he’s ready to spill the tea (Harrods English Breakfast, obviously)

on anyone who stands in his way.

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